You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 2008-06-05 United States of America 113 Min. PG-13
5.7 3859 votes
Comedy, Action

Overview

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Cast

Adam Sandler is Zohan Dvir
Zohan Dvir
Emmanuelle Chriqui is Dalia Hakbarah
Dalia Hakbarah
John Turturro is Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah
Nick Swardson is Michael Klayman
Michael Klayman
Lainie Kazan is Gail Klayman
Gail Klayman
Rob Schneider is Salim Yousfobdal
Salim Yousfobdal
Kevin Nealon is Kevin
Kevin
Mariah Carey is Mariah Carey
Mariah Carey
Yamit Sol is Dorit
Dorit
Adria Tennor is Kids' Salon Owner
Kids' Salon Owner
Daoud Heidami is Nasi
Nasi
Dave Matthews is James T. O'Skanlon
James T. O'Skanlon
Charlotte Rae is Mrs. Greenhouse
Mrs. Greenhouse
Michael Buffer is Grant Walbridge
Grant Walbridge
Ido Mosseri is Oori Shulimson
Oori Shulimson
Sayed Badreya is Hamdi
Hamdi
Robert Smigel is Yosi
Yosi
Ido Mor is Hassan
Hassan
Donna Feldman is Michal
Michal
Norma Michaels is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Danny A. Abeckaser is Ze'ev
Ze'ev
Bunny Levine is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Bruce Vilanch is Bruce Vilanch
Bruce Vilanch
John McEnroe is John McEnroe
John McEnroe
Dina Doron is Zohan's Mother
Zohan's Mother
Shelley Berman is Zohan's Father
Zohan's Father
Chris Rock is Taxi Driver
Taxi Driver
John Paul DeJoria is Paul Mitchell
Paul Mitchell
Alec Mapa is Claude
Claude
Ahmed Ahmed is Waleed
Waleed
Ben Wise is Yitzhak
Yitzhak
John Farley is Tom
Tom
Yossi Marshek is Pinchas
Pinchas
Guri Weinberg is Aharon
Aharon
Mousa Kraish is Bashir
Bashir
Roni Levy is Ephraim
Ephraim
Reuven Bar-Yotam is Levi
Levi
Barry Livingston is Gray Kleibolt
Gray Kleibolt
Rick Gifford is Philip
Philip
Daniel Browning Smith is Real Estate Agent
Real Estate Agent
Tyler Spindel is Doorman
Doorman
Julia Lea Wolov is Mariah's Assistant
Mariah's Assistant
Dana Goodman is Mariah's Assistant
Mariah's Assistant
Todd Holland is Fred
Fred
Kevin Grady is Coleman
Coleman
Bobby Tisdale is Skizzy
Skizzy
Herzl Tobey is Commander
Commander
Ori Pfeffer is Second Commander
Second Commander
Alex Luria is Koby
Koby
Guy Oseary is Avi
Avi
Yinon Sapir is Danny
Danny
Naama Nativ is Sara
Sara
Dennis Dugan is Homeless Guy
Homeless Guy
Gerry Del Sol is Exploded Shop Owner
Exploded Shop Owner
Shulie Cowen is Debbie
Debbie
Maysoon Zayid is Nadira
Nadira
Helen Siff is Mrs. Skitzer
Mrs. Skitzer
Cynthia Frost is Mrs. Paulson
Mrs. Paulson
Anna Berger is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Susan Grace is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Marjorie Loomis is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Carol Schlanger is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Edith S. Wolfrey is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Phoebe Dorin is Older Lady in Salon
Older Lady in Salon
Lina So is Hip Salon Receptionist
Hip Salon Receptionist
Eloise DeJoria is Blonde at Salon
Blonde at Salon
Vanessa Long is Catty Hairdresser
Catty Hairdresser
Donielle Artese is African American Salon Owner
African American Salon Owner
Blake Bertrand is Little Boy
Little Boy
Sidney Ganis is Doctor
Doctor
Laurie Meghan Phelps is Plus Size Girl at Disco
Plus Size Girl at Disco
Kenneth Greenaway is DJ
DJ
Constance Barron is First Woman in Cab
First Woman in Cab
Kristen Lowman is First Woman in Cab
First Woman in Cab
Penelope Windust is Second Woman in Cab
Second Woman in Cab
Kathleen Noone is Second Woman in Cab
Second Woman in Cab
Christopher Innvar is Angry Tall Driver
Angry Tall Driver
Ray Garvey is Truck Driver
Truck Driver
Barbara Ann Davison is Dog Owner
Dog Owner
Eric Lamonsoff is Hamdi's Passenger
Hamdi's Passenger
Connor Wiles is Boy Customer
Boy Customer
Jennifer De Minco is Arguing Female Customer
Arguing Female Customer
Nicole Bennett is Walbridge's Girlfriend
Walbridge's Girlfriend
Edmund Lyndeck is Pharmacist
Pharmacist
Lily Javaherpour is Inaz
Inaz
Kristina Haddad is Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Hamdi's Wife (voice)
Larry Marko is Phantom's Trainer
Phantom's Trainer
Anne Marie Howard is Reporter
Reporter
Veerta Motiani is Beach Girl
Beach Girl
Billy Concha is Kayaker
Kayaker
Marco Khan is Terrorist with Hand
Terrorist with Hand
Sam Sagheb is Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Latif Marotti is Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Christian Reeve is Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Aesop Aquarian is Rabbi
Rabbi
Michelle Arenal is Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Girl on Zohan's Shoulders
Jordan Ashbrook is Hot Girl in Club
Hot Girl in Club
Moran Atias is Eti
Eti
Ashley Ausburn is Girl at Mall
Girl at Mall
Barbara Jean Barrielle is Cheerleader
Cheerleader
Mike Basone is Isreali Fan
Isreali Fan
Mike Batayeh is Fry Cook
Fry Cook
Robert Benny is Autograph Seeker #1
Autograph Seeker #1
Denise Bradley is Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Hackey Sack Enthusiast
Guile Branco is Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Lamar Brown is Businessman
Businessman
Melanie Bulujian is Isreali Dancer
Isreali Dancer
Monica Cabral is Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Fizzy-Bubbeleh Girl
Kevin Cannon is Times Square Crazy Man
Times Square Crazy Man
Ella Christopher is Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife
Nick Clark is Nick
Nick
Cheryl Cosenza is Ribbon Cutting Girl
Ribbon Cutting Girl
Rossie Cottrell is Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife
John Dardenne is Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Isreali Hacky Sack Fan
Joseph DeLuca is Hot Dog Vendor
Hot Dog Vendor
Kendall Draughn is Picnic Girl
Picnic Girl
John Duerler is Electronic Store Customer
Electronic Store Customer
Marshall Factora is Airline Terminal Passenger
Airline Terminal Passenger
Eric Feliciano is Isreali Fan
Isreali Fan
Ian Fisher is Disco Merchant
Disco Merchant
Anna Garcia Williams is Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife
Leslie Garza is Disco Hip Girl
Disco Hip Girl
Jessica Mei Gershen is Girl in Club
Girl in Club
Nikki Giavasis is Waitress
Waitress
Ronald E. Giles is Commuter
Commuter
Sharlene Grover is Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Sepideh Haftgoli is Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Zahra Heydari is Dalohan Receptionist
Dalohan Receptionist
Seth Howard is Party Guy
Party Guy
Kevin James is Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Hacky Sack Tournament Celebrity Judge
Paul Jeans is Hotel Manager
Hotel Manager
Dave Johnson is Spectator
Spectator
Todd Justin is Nightclub Bouncer
Nightclub Bouncer
Sam Kalidi is Amir
Amir
Sona Karia is Reporter
Reporter
Rock Kohli is Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Vendor with No Fizzi Bubblech
Mark Kubr is Criminal #3
Criminal #3
Timothy Dean Lee is Shocked Businessman
Shocked Businessman
Paula Lemes is Go Go Dancer
Go Go Dancer
Bernadette Lords is Businesswoman
Businesswoman
Anthony Martins is Arab #3
Arab #3
Roni Meron is Hot Girl / Waitress
Hot Girl / Waitress
Nicole Montano is Cheerleader
Cheerleader
Rachael Murphy is Girl in Club
Girl in Club
Bibiana Navas is Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife
Christina Neferis is Hacky Sack Fan
Hacky Sack Fan
Adam Ohl is Street Merchant
Street Merchant
John Radcliff is Redneck Posse Man #2
Redneck Posse Man #2
Klavdia Ramnareine is The Hot Chick
The Hot Chick
Deborah Rombaut is Snooty French Girl at the Club
Snooty French Girl at the Club
Sandra Rosko is Middle Eastern Girl
Middle Eastern Girl
Rob Shapiro is Score Keeper
Score Keeper
Mikael Sharafyan is Fan in the Crowd
Fan in the Crowd
Jhennah Sinclaire is Dancer
Dancer
Terrie Snell is Woman in Beauty Shop
Woman in Beauty Shop
Chris Spinelli is Angry Palestinian
Angry Palestinian
Riley Thomas Stewart is Little Boy #2
Little Boy #2
Lee Stickler is Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Sarah Stringer is Party Goer
Party Goer
Christa Texeira is Ruth
Ruth
Keana Texeira is Rock-throwing Girl
Rock-throwing Girl
Seth Texeira is Zeb
Zeb
Sophie Texeira is Alena
Alena
Ryan Phillip Thomas is Angry Palestinian
Angry Palestinian
Gina Tleel is Shopper
Shopper
Uzimann is Cafe Customer
Cafe Customer
Kevin van Doorslaer is Isreali Soldier
Isreali Soldier
Dave Vij is Disco-Tech
Disco-Tech
Holly Weber is Girlfriend
Girlfriend
Molly Weiner is Salon Patron
Salon Patron
Joe Van Wie is Hot Dog Patron
Hot Dog Patron
Henry Winkler is Limousine Passenger
Limousine Passenger
Saye Yabandeh is Girlfriend
Girlfriend
Julius Zagon is Ukrossi
Ukrossi
David Zahedian is Phantom's Best Friend
Phantom's Best Friend
Betty Murphy is Mrs. Haines
Mrs. Haines
George Takei is George Takei
George Takei
Dianne Perry Dowler is Phantom's Wife
Phantom's Wife
Maite Garcia is Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Phantom's Wife (uncredited)
Sadie Sandler is Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Girl Riding on Goat (uncredited)
Mark Winn is News Cameraman (uncredited)
News Cameraman (uncredited)

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