The Onion Movie (2008)

The Onion Movie (2008)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 2008-05-31 United States of America 80 Min. PG-13
6.1 230 votes
Comedy

Overview

Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.

Cast

Len Cariou is Norm Archer
Norm Archer
Steven Seagal is Cock Puncher
Cock Puncher
Larissa Laskin is Dana Dobbs
Dana Dobbs
Ken Takemoto is Sensei
Sensei
Don McManus is Dennis McCormick
Dennis McCormick
Michael Bolton is Michael Bolton
Michael Bolton
Ahmed Ahmed is Ahmed
Ahmed
Brendan Fletcher is White Black Guy Tim
White Black Guy Tim
Daniel Dae Kim is Ivy Leaguer
Ivy Leaguer
Meredith Baxter is Cooking Show Chef
Cooking Show Chef
Jed Rees is Wizard Proteus
Wizard Proteus
Rodney Dangerfield is Rodney Dangerfield
Rodney Dangerfield
Ahmed B. Badran is Peruvian
Peruvian
Brian Powell is Typical Neighbor Husband
Typical Neighbor Husband
Scott Klace is Kip Kendall
Kip Kendall
Barbara Pilavin is Alzheimers Old Lady
Alzheimers Old Lady
Sandy Kenyon is Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Alzheimers Guy in Crowd
Orlando Seale is Producer
Producer
Erik Stolhanske is Producer
Producer
Sarah McElligott is Melissa Cherry
Melissa Cherry
Randy Oglesby is Surgeon General
Surgeon General
Kwame Boateng is Dibo
Dibo
Richard Fancy is Kenneth Garber
Kenneth Garber
Alex Solowitz is The Masses
The Masses
Savannah Haske is Rapist Lisa
Rapist Lisa
Rebecca Lowman is Rape Victim Julie
Rape Victim Julie
Jim Gleason is Steel Beam Architect
Steel Beam Architect
Michael Harney is Line-Up Detective
Line-Up Detective
Angel Cassidy is Porn Star
Porn Star
Gauge is Porn Star
Porn Star
Robert Hoffman is Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Joel McHale is Office Worker
Office Worker
Harry Shum Jr. is Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Kevin Federline is Lollipop Love Dancer
Lollipop Love Dancer
Bo Barrett is Wigger Jim
Wigger Jim
Chrissy Metz is Heavy Girl
Heavy Girl
Marshall Manesh is Announcer
Announcer
Greg Cipes is Hippie Diplomant
Hippie Diplomant
Nick Chinlund is Bryce Brand
Bryce Brand
Jim Rash is Bryce's Manager
Bryce's Manager
Paul Scheer is Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
Bates Computer Salesman Dirk
John Viener is Peen Out Guy
Peen Out Guy
Gedde Watanabe is James Nakatami
James Nakatami
Chris Villa is Gay Guy
Gay Guy
Michael Delaney is Gil Bates
Gil Bates
Karen Miller is Cockpuncher Entourage
Cockpuncher Entourage

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