The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

The Hebrew Hammer (2003)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 2003-12-05 United States of America 81 Min. PG-13
5.4 63 votes
Action, Comedy

Overview

When a psychotic Santa tries to destroy Chanukah by hypnotizing Jewish children with bootlegged copies of the Christmas classic "It's a Wonderful Life," it's up to the Hebrew Hammer to save the day. Together with Mohammed, head of the Kwanzaa Liberation Front, the Hammer takes no prisoners in his quest to hunt down the renegade Santa and make the holiday season safe for all.

Cast

Adam Goldberg is Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Mordechai Jefferson Carver
Judy Greer is Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Esther Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Andy Dick is Damian Claus
Damian Claus
Mario Van Peebles is Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim
Peter Coyote is JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal
Nora Dunn is Mrs. Carver
Mrs. Carver
Sean Whalen is Tiny Tim
Tiny Tim
Tony Cox is Jamal
Jamal
Richard Riehle is Santa
Santa
Melvin Van Peebles is Sweetback
Sweetback
Rachel Dratch is Tikva
Tikva
Harrison Chad is Schlomo
Schlomo
Jim Petersmith is Skinhead Bartender
Skinhead Bartender
Annie McEnroe is Mrs. Highsmith
Mrs. Highsmith
Grant Rosenmeyer is Young Mordechai
Young Mordechai
Elaine Hendrix is Blonde Bombshell
Blonde Bombshell
Ayelet Ben-Hur is Israeli Rental Agent
Israeli Rental Agent
Alex Corrado is Tony
Tony
Brad Duck is Jimmy
Jimmy
Jason Fuchs is Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Adolescent Hasidic Boy
Ed Koch is Himself
Himself
Gary Pratt is Head Elf
Head Elf
Woodrow Asai is Mun Chi
Mun Chi
Daryl Wein is Teenage Gentile
Teenage Gentile
Michael Mylett is Gentile Boy No. 1
Gentile Boy No. 1
T.J. Sullivan is Gentile Boy No. 2
Gentile Boy No. 2
Audrey Twitchell is Gentile Girl No. 1
Gentile Girl No. 1
Alexa Eisenstein is Gentile Girl No. 2
Gentile Girl No. 2
Evelyn Page is Old Woman
Old Woman
George Hosmer is Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Chairman of the Jewish Worldwide Media Conspiracy
Ronald Schultz is ADL Chairman
ADL Chairman
Leslie Shenkel is JDL Member No. 1
JDL Member No. 1
Alan Nebelthau is JDL Member No. 2
JDL Member No. 2
Jerome F. Richards is Council Elder
Council Elder
C.P. Lacey is Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. / MC Hammer
Ephraim Benton is Black Teen
Black Teen
Devin Rene Burns is Blonde Gentile Girl
Blonde Gentile Girl
Jimmy Walsh is Freckle-Faced Gentile
Freckle-Faced Gentile
Chris McGinn is Samples Woman
Samples Woman
Kathryn Gordon is Bambi
Bambi

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