The Longest Yard (2005)

The Longest Yard (2005)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 2005-05-27 United States of America 113 Min. PG-13
6.665 3483 votes
Drama, Comedy, Crime

Overview

Disgraced pro football quarterback Paul Crewe lands in a Texas federal penitentiary, where manipulative Warden Hazen recruits him to advise the institution's football team of prison guards. Crewe suggests a tune-up game which lands him quarterbacking a crew of inmates in a game against the guards. Aided by incarcerated ex-NFL coach and player Nate Scarborough, Crewe and his team must overcome not only the bloodthirstiness of the opposition, but also the corrupt warden trying to fix the game against them.

Cast

Adam Sandler is Paul Crewe
Paul Crewe
Chris Rock is Caretaker
Caretaker
James Cromwell is Warden Hazen
Warden Hazen
Burt Reynolds is Coach Nate Scarborough
Coach Nate Scarborough
Nelly is Megget
Megget
William Fichtner is Captain Knauer
Captain Knauer
Tracy Morgan is Ms. Tucker
Ms. Tucker
Cloris Leachman is Lynette
Lynette
Michael Irvin is Deacon Moss
Deacon Moss
Bill Romanowski is Guard Lambert
Guard Lambert
Brian Bosworth is Guard Garner
Guard Garner
Terry Crews is Cheeseburger Eddy
Cheeseburger Eddy
Bill Goldberg is Battle
Battle
Kevin Nash is Guard Engleheart
Guard Engleheart
Steve Austin is Guard Dunham
Guard Dunham
Bob Sapp is Switowski
Switowski
Steve Reevis is Baby Face Bob
Baby Face Bob
Dalip Singh is Turley
Turley
Joey Diaz is Big Tony
Big Tony
Edward Bunker is Skitchy Rivers
Skitchy Rivers
Michael Papajohn is Guard Papajohn
Guard Papajohn
Conrad Goode is Guard Webster
Guard Webster
Brandon Molale is Guard Malloy
Guard Malloy
Todd Holland is Guard Holland
Guard Holland
Walter Williamson is Errol Dandridge
Errol Dandridge
Allen Covert is Referee
Referee
Jim Rome is Self
Self
Dan Patrick is Officer Jack Pugh
Officer Jack Pugh
Christopher Neiman is Big Ear Cop
Big Ear Cop
Ed Lauter is Duane
Duane
Big Boy is Jesse
Jesse
Michael H. Goodwyn is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Ray Stoney is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Michael Silas is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Andre Fuentes is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Lonnie Henderson is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Asiel Hardison is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Colin Kim is Con Transvestite
Con Transvestite
Mark Robert Ellis is Stretcher Guy
Stretcher Guy
Mr. Porter is Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict
Bizarre is Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict
Proof is Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict
Kuniva is Basketball Convict
Basketball Convict
Bryan Burwell is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Sam Farmer is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Jay Glazer is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Peter King is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
John McClain is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Adam Schefter is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Larry Weisman is Sportswriter
Sportswriter
Marc S. Ganis is Lorenzo
Lorenzo
Shane Ralston is Bradlee
Bradlee
Jenae Altschwager is Party Guest
Party Guest
Candace Juleff is Party Guest
Party Guest
Bryan Ross is Party Guest
Party Guest
Ricardo J. King is Press Box Technician
Press Box Technician
Stink Fisher is Cafeteria Prisoner
Cafeteria Prisoner
Jasper Pendergrass is Cafeteria Prisoner
Cafeteria Prisoner
Sean McNamara is Cafeteria Prisoner
Cafeteria Prisoner
Robert Harvey is Cafeteria Guard
Cafeteria Guard
Eric Chmielecki is Guard Sniper
Guard Sniper
Denise Marie Jerome is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Jaayda McClanahan is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Tara Wilson is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Rachel Saydak is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Cara-Lee Knodel is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
Nora Hassan is Guard Cheerleader
Guard Cheerleader
John Hockridge is Guard Hock
Guard Hock
Courteney Cox is Lena (uncredited)
Lena (uncredited)
Jason Williams is Texas State Policeman (uncredited)
Texas State Policeman (uncredited)
Steven Alford is K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)
K-9 Officer Beller (uncredited)
Kyle S. Brown is Football Fanatic (uncredited)
Football Fanatic (uncredited)
Swifty McVay is Basketball Convict (as Swift)
Basketball Convict (as Swift)