Turd Merchants of Death (2009)

Turd Merchants of Death (2009)

All the adventure a man can live, he lives. 2009-08-26 United States of America 75 Min. PG-13
6.5 2 votes
Horror, Comedy, Action

Overview

Break out the shotgun and the toilet paper. An unspeakable horror has been unleashed and the undead are on the hunt for human flesh. Three unlikely heroes must fight to save their town and their dignity before sunrise.

Cast

Davis Lonergan is Happy Blonde Boy
Happy Blonde Boy
Colby Graham is Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Sitting Zombie / Humping Fisherman / Zombie on car
Scott Hendry is Scott Toolbanger
Scott Toolbanger
Andrew Martinez is Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Shirtless Car Accident Victim
Ann Hines is Receptionist
Receptionist
Bill HInes is Mad Doctor
Mad Doctor
Jack Spanbauer is Himself
Himself
Adrian Tennant is Door Man
Door Man
Adam Smith is Bartender
Bartender
Andrew Martinez is Greasy Bar Guy
Greasy Bar Guy
Kaya Bersto is Kaya
Kaya
Canyon Castator is Canyon
Canyon
Josh Steele is Josh
Josh
Sheila Cummings is Sarah Caruso
Sarah Caruso
Mike Carroll is Mert T. Nertson
Mert T. Nertson
Mike Kilkenny-Patrick is Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Fecal Blast Mascot / Himself
Glen Gillingham is Cop
Cop
Gordon Koch is Preacher
Preacher
Ryan McMurray is Longboarder
Longboarder
Reed Goodman is Reed
Reed
Alan G. Stratton is Hero Mechanic
Hero Mechanic
Maile Kobayashi is Ditsy Customer
Ditsy Customer
Jeremy Frankovis is
"Fist" Mechanic 2
Lazer Rubenstein is Mechanic 3
Mechanic 3
Kevin Hohman is Zombie Driving Car
Zombie Driving Car
Rob Schelgel is Arm-biting Zombie
Arm-biting Zombie
Alex Covey is Cash Eating Zombie
Cash Eating Zombie
Jake Schefrin is Zombie Burrito Server 1
Zombie Burrito Server 1
Amy Docktor is Zombie Burrito Server 2
Zombie Burrito Server 2
Dan Leonard is Zombie Burrito Server 3
Zombie Burrito Server 3
El Vortex is El Vortex
El Vortex
Jake Schefrin is Zombie Jake
Zombie Jake
Jeff Hulslander is Himself
Himself
Max Garson is Himself
Himself
Patrick Dykstra is Himself
Himself
Canyon Castator is Himself
Himself
Josh Steele is Himself
Himself
Elijah Moore is Himself
Himself
Todd Frost is Himself
Himself
Reed Goodman is Himself
Himself
Trick Factory is Himself
Himself
Dustin Hinshaw is Himself
Himself
Jeff Spiegel is Himself
Himself

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